(i took out all the ones that aren't me andleft the ones that are me )

I wear BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. (i am poor)

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
(i AM crazy... but whatevah!)


I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.
(its bigger then yours)

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
(well... you got me there...)

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (actually i do...)

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.